Ever wanted to talk that monkey out of stealing
your bananas? Or ask the wolves politely to not bite your
ass? Well, then I have the perfect solution for you!
I speak every animal-language , I translate everything the animal or you have to say.
Although you don’t want to be a part of the
technological and civilized world, getting updates about
life-threatening situations can be a lifesaver, literally!
I will keep you updated with news that matters.
Ever wanted to have a mtvcribs-worthy treehouse?
Don’t worry, I have your back.
I turn your wooden hut into
the royal treehouse you deserve.
Nothing more frustrating than eating something you
thought was healthy, but ended up being bad, spoiled or
even toxic!
I will taste and judge whether your food is edible.
Unexpected diarrhea, terrifying fevers or sudden deaths in your household?
No more!
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Always late for hunting? Missed the last canoë to
your destination? It happens now and then, don’t worry, you’ll be on time thanks to me.
I will deploy my magic liana which picks you up and brings you to whatever place (within the forest)!
