Toxicity tasting, my specialty

Toxic what?

Remember that time when you ate something you regretted the moment you swallowed it? Happens to everyone.

I will make sure you’ll never have to go through that anymore! Before you eat something, I will be tasting and eating it.

After your food has been checked, you have clearance to munch away your delicious dish and without risks.

squirrel holding poison flask

Toxic how?

It all started when I was 5 years old. One day my mom wasn’t in my proximity, I drank half a gallon bleach without knowing the danger. She was terrified.

When she got back, she immediately took me to ER. After a lot of tests and doctors, they found out that I was imune to all kinds of poisoning.

At first I didn’t like that I was special, but now I know I use my ability in the favour of others.

squirrel holding poison flask

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